Angela Winkler
Nude

Angela Winkler is a popular German actress who’s gone long stretches without working to raise her four children. Well, at least we know she’s getting some. It’s not hard to see why (or is that it is hard?), especially after seeing her nude debut in The Lost Honor of Katharina Blum (1975). As a woman accused of aiding a terrorist boyfriend she’d just met, Angela strips naked and shows off her Bavarian bush for a man with a machine gun. Maybe it’s symbolic? One thing’s for sure, it’s sexy as hell. Knife in the Head (1978) will give you a tingle in the crotch, when a man unbuttons Angela’s shirt and puts his face under her skirt. But the real majesty of her German bum comes in The Tin Drum (1979). Angela bangs a guy (like a drum) and screams in ecstasy, showing some Winkler pinkler and a rock hard bottom. The movie won the Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film, but hearing those moans is a universal language. Henry Winkler had ayyy, but Angela Winkler has ohhhh! Although she played Miss Tanner alongside Dakota Johnson in the witchy dance troupe remake, Suspiria (2018) Angela is probably most famous for her role in the German time travel drama that exploded on Netflix, Dark. Angela plays the oldest version of Ines Kahnwald, the secret keeping former nurse and grandmother of Jonas who keeps running into time travellers at various points in her life. If all women looked like Angela Winker in the seventies, we’d try to figure out time travel too.